becoming a human, one day at a time.

May 29

Swimsuit GIF. Resort 12/13.

anyone have like $2k I can borrow to buy half the zimmermann resort 12/13 collection?

May 26

I curled my hair with a flatiron using a tutorial by @taylorbarringer! best my hair has ever stayed! you da best girl! also there’s pat/@mallardshoes. (Taken with Instagram at Bushwick Country Club)

May 24

catching my own mirror kiss and enjoying my rainy-night, up-since-5am, first-day-of-my-period outfit, all things considered. tmi? #notsorry (Taken with instagram)

my very nice friend Very Nice DJ. @nosebleed69 (Taken with Instagram at Capitale)

how to make it in shAm-erica. also that’s james murphy. (Taken with Instagram at Capitale)

May 22

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

happy birthday to @kaaat, my best friend in this life and probably the next one, where we hope to be reincarnated as a dog and cat who become unlikely pals. 💚🐱👯🐶💜 (Taken with instagram)

May 20

solar eclipse. “you can tell its eclipsing because of the crescent shape.” says @dennyroberts. you can’t see the purple part with the blind eye. also, I’m blind now. #nofilter #goneblind (Taken with Instagram at Kelly’s Tavern (KT’s))

goodbye #tatehat, we love you and had so much fun at your beautiful wedding! (Taken with instagram)

gorgeous perfect bride-human @tatebreed. fortunate-est yet deserving dude @mysteryhat. #tatehat (Taken with Instagram at Walnut Creek Marriott)