February 2012
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“Now that I have all this money, I’m trying to figure out what to do with...”
– file it under, ‘lines from 90210 that make me want to kill myself’
Apologies (forced repetition)
tomyassistant:
After you’ve made a mistake and apologized for it, and I’ve accepted your apology, I will not then spend the rest of the week haranguing you about that same mistake, forcing you to apologize over and over and over again until you have even less self-esteem than I do.
definitely a thing.
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January 2012
53 posts
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'Pretty Little Liars': Tyler Blackburn Promoted to... →
it’s so great when one of the NICEST people you know achieves amazing things!!! now I just need to catch up on PLL!
samburguesa:
famous friend!!
halebconfessions:
BEST NEWS EVER!!!
Well, the internet found out the exact date of Ice... →
perplereign:
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
I didn’t even get to celebrate this year!
love this. serious...
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“you can have as MANY wives as you want… and they can be young! as young as...”
– Dennis, re: Polygamist Mormons
Text conversation
Me: If I joined the church of Scientology for the extreme networking, would you help me pay the dues?
Mom: Financially or spiritually?
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